These are some clips from some of the best moments in the BWF's tenure. There were a lot of them, but some of them you still wouldn't get without seeing them. I will be adding more as I record them, but here's what I've got right now.

"A lot... hard..."
This is one of the funniest clips from Beck ever. After he had defeated King El Boriso in the first episode ever, he was being interviewed and asked what his plans were for the evening. He froze up a little, and gave us this classic BWF sound clip.

Beck: "My plan is for this evening... I'm gonna kill everybody, I'm gonna beat that El Boriso's ass... and... I'm just gonna beat his ass a lot... hard."

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"I'm so scared..."
Here is an interview in which the Doughboy Avenger was asked how he would match up with his opponent. He had the most hilarious interviews because his character at the time was a "jobber". Pawlosky did an awesome job portraying a wrestler who had no idea what was going on.

Adam: "I have no idea. I have no big moves. Every time he puts me in a submission, I start to cry and I submit. I don't know what I'm gonna do tonight, I'm so scared."

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"By default?" "By default!"
This is from the first BWF episode ever, when owner Melissa Beck called out King El Boriso to declare him the first BWF champion, by default. El Boriso, ever the gracious person, was extremely upset that he had to be declared a champion, since he felt he should have been the BWF champion without question.

Boris: "By Default?"
Melissa: "By Default!"
Boris: "Declare? I have to have her permission to be the BWF champion? I don't need anybody's permission, I am the BWF champion, I am the BWF, you are nothing, you suck, get to the back, NOW!!"
Melissa: "I am the owner of the BWF, I am your boss! I pay your..."
[Boris towers over her and looks down.]
Boris: "Don't make me come down there..."
Melissa: "You see how much your check is next week, buddy!"
Boris: "Yea, well... screw you!"

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"...8 hours... shit!"
My goal was to exaggerate the time limit on the match to mock the fact that the match was so rediculous. (The Gavinator, a top carder, was fighting PPP, one of the lowest wrestlers.) However, I just started laughing because I messed up and the idea was so stupid, it was funny.

Boris: "Ladies and Gentlemen, this match is scheduled for 8 HOURS... (trying to hide laughter) ...SHIT! (throws lunchbox to the ground, laughter)"
[laughter in background]
Gavin: (imitating) "Shit!"
Boris: "I was supposed to say, '[Scheduled for] one fall!'"

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"Hit [him] in the crotch multiple times..."
This is where I explain why this match is about to take place. The whole premise for the match and the whole idea behind it was pretty funny. Basically, Danny (Professor G) was hitting Gavin (Dragon Slayer) in the crotch for no reason whatsoever. Just in the middle of matches, he would do it. He would run on camera when he wasn't supposed to and do it, he did it when they lost tag team matches. That's why they settled it in this match.

Boris: "Ok, ladies and gentlemen, if you haven't noticed within the past... uh... day or so in the BWF, Professor G, for some reason, decided he was going to hit the Dragon Slayer in the crotch, multiple times. So the Dragon Slayer has a special match he'd like to bring about.

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"While taking shots to the 'Gahunais'... LOSES!"
This is the Dragon Slayer's explination of the match. The word 'Gahunais' makes this hilarious, and the way he says, "LOSES" at the end is very funny.

Dragon Slayer: "I don't know what your fatuation... with my genitalia (grabbing crotch) is, BUT, all I know is that I have a... what is it called Boris?"
King El Boriso: "A Rochambou match."
Dragon Slayer: "A Rochambou match! The first man to give up when you're getting shot in the 'Gahunais', every time, LOSES!"

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"He hits you in the crotch, then it's your turn..."
This is right before they begin the match, I explain how they are to conduct themselves... they are to hit each other in the crotch. As you can imagine, reffing this match was really difficult.

King El Boriso: "Here's how it's gonna work. Professor G... Dragon Slayer's gonna get the first shot because, you know, you've been real mean to him lately. (pointing at DS) You're gonna hit him in the crotch, (pointing at Professor G) then it's your turn... to hit him in the crotch. The first person to give up, will lose."

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"Oooohhh owww!"
Professor G uses a lunchbox against his opponent's... crotch.

"Hugiba ohhhh ow!"
Dragon Slayer uses a Mountain Dew® can against his opponent's... crotch.

Comments: This was, by far, the best part of the Rochambou match. It's a shame that there were only 3 or 4 people who saw it live. Just the expressions on everyone's face as this happened were funny in their self. If you download the movie version of this match, you can see that I was barely able to keep from laughing. Truly one of the best matches ever, and people still talk about it with me.

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"In their spare time... help out the community..."
This is a clip from the "commercial" we did when the BWF started to pick up. Beck's neighbor needed help moving a big rock, so we took the camera over, dressed ridiculously, and deemed it a public service announcement of the BWF.

Person: In their spare time, BWF wrestlers like to help out the community. This has been a public service announcement from the BWF. What you hear and see in our ring, happens in the basement, not in the playground (mocking the WWF's commercial about not mimicking their entertainment on the playground).

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"How are you going to counter his massive..."
This is one of our backstage interviews, conducted by Pawlosky (the Doughboy Avenger), when he asks the Italian Posse how he is going to compete with King El Boriso. Pawlosky was the greatest interviewer and interviewee, since he was so erratic and nervous-sounding.

Pawlosky: "Ok, we just heard from the King El Boriso and he has a pretty tough game plan scheduled tonight, I wanna know how you're going to counter his massive............. uh, gameplan."
Italian Posse: "Gameplan?"

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"Ohhh... now what, beetch!?"
This is by far one of the funniest clips of all BWF time. Gavin, after taking a knee to the crotch in a championship match against Big Hard Beck, decided to wear a cup in all of his matches to avoid this. Well, we decided to incorporate it into our match, and had him get hit in the nuts, when he said this timeless piece of history.

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Kaptin Corona Talking
In one of the rare times Kaptin Corona talked, he talks to Professor G about G's decision to remove himself from the group. In the BWF, only Kaptin Corona and the Kahuna Kid could understand Professor G.

Corona: "I can't stand this, you're... w-what's going on here? We've been friends, and now... you're doing this to us, what's going on?"
Professor G: "hagmwoudmaowhnbdnbaoeweusjnfslk!"

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Kahuna Kid Talking
No stranger to the microphone, Kahuna Kid gives us a lesson in surfing... er, umm... actually, he just introduces Surf's Up and himself to the audience.

Kahuna Kid: "We are Surf's Up, I am the Kahuna Kid along with Kaptin Corona here, this is our manager, Professor G... tell 'em a little about us and our entering into this federation, Professor G!"

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Professor G 'Talking' Loudly
Professor G mumbling loudly.

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Professor G 'Talking' Softly
Professor G mumbling softly.