The Basement Wrestling Federation News
We're Back: The BWF has finally "returned". In case you haven't yet noticed, I've resurrected the BWF, and it's still going to be the big parody of the WWF that it always was, but this time we aren't really wrestling. Whenever I'm in the mood, I'll update the results and you can read them. I'll basically be making fun of the WWF through innuendos and other stupid crap, just like we always did with the tapings. You might find it funny, and some really, really hardcore wrestling fans will want me dead because I am disgracing their beloved WWF.
The BWF made it's first sale, as it sold one episode. We're absolutely thrilled that some people find a humorous wrestling league to be worth watching. We're also once again in "hibernation". Yea, I'm updating the web site with this new parody thing, but the real BWF is in waiting. The reunion was fun, but very few people showed up... though we did have the largest audience ever. Everyone keeps saying, "we should wrestle again", but I'm pretty sure it's just lip service. I'm still working on the behind the scenes version, but it's a lot of typing.
The BWF would like to thank Chaz Tavoletti, Gavin Mathias, Adam Pawlosky, Chris Luck, Mike Cerminera, and Dan Rectenwald for their continued support and dedication to the BWF. A special thanks goes out to Gavin and Chaz for failing to inform anyone that they would not be attending the recent BWF tape. You guys all mean a lot to us!
Thug Wrestling Federation (TWF) members Pole Man and Dog Killa' have been promoted to the main wrestling corps at BWF. They are expected to remain on the roster after their recent participation in Saturday Night Live is EvilŪ due to external circumstances. BWF employees are impressed with their work though they question their motives and personalities, not to mention their names. The Dragon Slayer said after the match, "What a bunch of a$$holes!"
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