Movie Clips:

Zutter Interferes
Casa Nova Interferes
During Casa Nova's first match ever in the BWF, Zutter ran into the match, mocking the Doughboy Avenger's finishing move by hitting him with a plunger. The new team decided that they would terrorize a number of matches in their first evening, and Casa Nova returned the favor later on in the night on Big Hard Beck.


Doughboy Avenger Wins The Title
In a match against King El Boriso, the Doughboy Avenger (the self-proclaimed "protector of the BWF" against weapons) dodged King's attempt to use a weapon, and then slapped on the Doughboy Plunger, and used a DDT to finish him off. He pinned El Boriso after this clip ends, and won the title for the first time in his BWF career.


The Walls of Boriso
In the same match, King El Boriso uses the Walls of Boriso on the protector, straining his legs and back. Few people are able to escape the move without the use of the "ropes", but the Avenger was able to kick out of the move. Typically, the Walls of Boriso leads to the demise of his opponent, who taps out.


The Daddy Sack Smasher
In the first and only Sleep Wit' Da Fishes match, Daddy Phat Sackz uses his patented Daddy Sack Smasher, in which he slams his opponent's head into his knee while driving downward. This move is the ultimate run-in move, as it can be executed quickly and from behind. Though not the most powerful finisher, it is so fast that it can knock an opponent out just long enough for a pin.


Gavin gets punched in the balls.
Once Professor G found out that Gavin was wearing a cup, he had to do this. After losing a match, Gavin starting beating Professor G up, and so G took exception and gave him a good shot in the crotch.


Gavin gets kneed in the balls.
In Gavin's first shot at the BWF title, Big Hard Beck screwed up a DDT and ended up kneeing Gavin in the balls instead of the stomach. We all were laughing very hard, even though you can't hear it since we thought they might continue. Right after this clip cuts out, we started laughing like crazy.


Jack almost dies from a chokeslam.
Well, here you see the down sides of wrestling. Both Beck and I messed up a chokeslam pretty badly. We both forgot to hold Jack's back as we slammed him down, and his head hit off the ground. Fortunately, he was fine, but the match was not. It was kind of hard to remember what to do after that. But, now that we know he's ok, let's laugh about it!


The Mexican Crackwhore enters.
This was my alter-ego, and all he wants to do is live in America. Is that really so much to ask? He was easily manipulated, but he also had the most devastating finishing move, The Clap.


King El Boriso gets destroyed by a crutch.
Well, it was only a matter of time until that messed up chokeslam came back to haunt me. In a match against the King, which we called a "King of Kings" match, I was hit in the back with a crutch, but he used the wrong side. The side that was left unsawed was the side he hit me with, and it didn't break, but my back did.


The Crackwhore drives away with Meatball.
In a 4-way hardcore match, I took Meatball into a car and drove away with him. Afterwards, Meatball was the one driving, and it ended up being the most brutal footage we ever got.


PPP Dies.
This is what happens when mentally challenged people drive. Meatball, returning from our little escapade, nails the Portugese Prostate Prostitute coming into the garage, and then, afterwards, hits him in the head with the car door.


Professor G just gets dropped.
Surf's Up used this finishing move to defeat Huminahanowmmghs, a tag team of the Dragon Slayer and Professor G. I don't know how this didn't hurt, but Professor G got up seemingly unharmed, and it eventually led to the ball shot from Professor G that you saw from the first video clip. Boris greets us for SLIE.
This is my greeting that I did before every single episode. I really don't know what I'm saying, but it sounds cool, so what the heck, right?


Meatball makes his entrance.
This is how Meatball came into the ring. Sometimes, he would even start slamming himself into the couch, road signs, the pole, anything. Needless to say, his entrance was pretty entertaining.


Daddy Phat Sackz tells King El Boriso that he's "like a -5".
Here's a clip of when the Sexiest Men in Wrestling tosses me out of their stable. As you can see, I was really upset, and it eventually led to my open crying on the floor.


PPP makes his entrance.
Here's the Portugese Prostate Prostitute entering the ring. I picked this particular entrance since it was kind of funny how the music stops right as he slams the sign onto the wall. Those signs were our version of the legions and legions of signs at WWF events.


Gavin explains the rochambou match.
The Rochambou match is really when the BWF started to gain popularity. Since Professor G decided to hit people in the crotch a lot, we decided to pit him in this match. I was the "referee" and, needless to say, I had a hard time keeping a straight face.


Professor G gets slammed with a can.
This is the highlight of the rochambou match. Dan, who played Professor G was overacting so much here that I couldn't stop laughing. The fact that his character just mumbled stuff incoherently made it even more funny.


Scuzzy Bastard makes his appearance.
Here is the Bastard. The first time he came out, on the first ever episode, he tried to thrust his hips with the beat, but he couldn't. So, every time he came out, he did the same thing. This particular clip is from our four way hardcore match.

The best Spear... ever!
This was, by far, one of the best finishing moves in BWF history. Beck just totally rocked Kaptin Corona with this spear, and rolled him up really quickly. Professional quality finishing move.