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Meatball
Meatball entered the league in a match against the surprisingly less odd Portugese Protate Prostitute. He lost the match, but dealt out an injury to the nose of PPP. He used a series of "Meatball wristslaps" to wear down the Prostitute. However, it was not enough to down the experienced PPP. Since then, he has battled in the Hardcore division and actually held on to the belt for quite a long time and, in fact, he even killed PPP in a hardcore match when he ran him over!
Meatball is a very special case, obviously, because it is rumored that his "disability" prevents him from feeling too much pain. He is perfect for the hardcore division. Meatball actually made an "alliance", for lack of a better word, with the Mexican Crackwhore, and the two wanted to create a side show together. However, Meatball became confused between friend and foe during matches, and eventually broke off the alliance by viciously attacking his friend.
Meatball's weakness is submission moves. They cause him to become confused and he will submit without even putting up a fight. Using "Meatball Stuff" as his finishing move, he chokes out his opponents with.... uhhh... something? Meatball, until losing to Player 2, had the longest reign ever for a hardcore champion. As long as he can avoid being put into submission moves, Meatball can easily dominate the Hardcore ranks, and hold on to the title even longer if he wins it again.
Finishing Move: Meatball Stuff
Trademark Moves: Meatball Headbutt, Meatball Wristslap
Quote: "Meaty, Meaty Meatball! Meaty, Meaty Meatball!"
Music: Green Day - King for a Day
Title Holder: Hardcore (2) [4 successful defenses]
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