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The Mexican Crackwhore

After fulfilling his first dream of coming to America, the Mexican Crackwhore purchased a KaneŽ mask at a local novelties shop. Now that he has spent time here, he will do anything to fulfill his new dream of living in America. The Mexican Crackwhore, while lacking the talent of most other wrestlers, has the heart that they only dream of. He is a dominant force in the hardcore ranks.

Since realizing a new dream, the Mexican Crackwhore has been determined to do anything in order to obtain a green card and the ability to live in America. He actually lost a match for the ability to be free to Zutter, who then forced him to join the King's Nation.

No matter where he pledges allegience, the Crackwhore is dedicated. As part of the Nation, he would obey all commands, and would go to great lengths to please his masters, even to the point of forfeiting a chance at the BWF title in the Battle Royale. He also has changing accents during matches, changing from Mexican, to Arabic, to French. It's weird. Using the "Clap", he claps his hands together on his opponents head hard, and can knock them unconscious.


MCW Info

Finishing Move: The Clap

Trademark Moves: Boston Crab

Quote: "I want to live in America!!"

Music: West Side Story - America

Title Holder: Hardcore Belt (1) [0 successful defenses]