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Wrestling Feud UH OH! The BWF is back in town! What will the GLW do? Could BWF be a threat to the ever present GLW? I sure hope so! Let's look at all the positive aspects of the "new" BWF. First of all, they are performing in a new environment. This new environment has a few advantages: 1) The ring itself is larger than the old ring. 2) More activities will be behind the curtain. For instance, the audio system is going to be placed backstage allowing wrestlers easy access to their own music, which will fix the audio problems we had in the past. Now, each wrestler has to remember their own number on the mini disc, instead of everyone's numbers. 3) Also, with three garage doors backstage, wrestlers will be able to cool off in between matches. Being that the BWF might be purchasing a fog machine, the garage doors will be put to use as a ventilation system. 4) New this year in BWF wrestling is an announcer's table! Yes, the announcer/wrestler/owner will have his own table. You're welcome, Ferg. There is one negative aspect. As of now, we do not currently own foam padding anymore. Unfortunately, due to the fact that BWF did not wrestle for a long time, the padding was thrown away :( This however will not deter the BWF wrestlers from producing the upcoming show. 5) INTRODUCING, the LIE TRON. The new and improved big screen of the BWF! This is a major step in our wrestling. Since we are trying to get more professional, this certainly helps out. Any organization must keep up with technology to stay in business, and we did just that. Now, on to the GLW...first off, they wrestle outside. Then why is their federation GARAGE LEAGUE WRESTLING?! Who knows? There are disadvantages to wrestling outside. If they wrestle during the day, they are unable to have awesome entrances of their characters like the BWF, and if they wrestle in the evening, there is a lighting problem. Unless you have many spot lights, place all around the yard or driveway, it is ALWAYS dark! So, the question arises: How do you film a show in the dark. The answer, you can't. That is unless you don't want your audience to see the wrestlers. Hmmmm...that is an idea. Since they're not as talented as we, no light is a good thing. It is clear as day, that the BWF is certainly far better than GLW. More advantages equals...well just better, and if you don't like it...screw you! ~anonymous |